From The Chair (September 2018)

August’s monthly meeting at St Crispin’s was followed by the Slow Riding and Sausage Fest in the afternoon. The sun came out and it was great to see all 100 of the tickets sold for the food and a queue of riders willing to take on the slow riding course for the delight of those watching. The level of skill on display was admirable, with a number completing the course without putting a foot down, and a few riders even taking it to the next level by riding with pillion on board! The results will be announced at this month’s St Crispin’s with suitable prizes for those who shone through on the day.

You may be aware of the short articles that have been appearing in Slipstream over the past 6 months on aspects of Advanced Riding. The intention was the series would be just for the summer to help those working towards their test. However, having declared that last month’s was the last, we’ve received so much positive feedback that the series will continue for a few more months. This time we look at when it may be better to use a ‘momentum’ rather than a ‘3-stage’ overtake. If you have an aspect of riding you’d like to see discussed in these pages then email Salli at slipstream@tvam.org with your idea or question and we’ll try to cover it.

Over 40 of us have just got back from the David Jacobi Mullenborn weekend in Germany. What a fitting memory it was to our past Chairman to see all those smiling faces and hear the tales of exploits on the wonderful roads around the Nurburgring. A few even ventured onto the ring despite it pouring down with rain that evening. Thankfully most of us stayed dry on the road, and had a great time. Germany is now looking to be a much more biker-friendly destination than France with few speed cameras, no environment zones and a national speed limit that remains at 90km/hour – something to bear in mind when planning next year’s adventures.

Probably the most valuable component on a bike is the rider. As upsetting as it can be when damaged, everything else on the bike is probably insured and repairable. However, the rider is a little more complex to repair and spares are not always available from the maker. As part of the pre-ride checks for an Observed ride, or indeed your test, you’re asked to run through the check you do on your bike. But how many of us run through the check list for ourselves before riding? I AM SAFE is an acronym that appears in Roadcraft but few of us actually apply it. This self-aware checklist is particularly applicable when on longer trips when you may be riding longer distances than you may be used to, over a number of days in succession, and possibly you had a few drinks to un-wind the night before. Take a read and bear in mind that TVAM Run Leaders do have the discretion to ask any rider to show they are fit and able to join a club ride. Lack of sleep, the effects of residual alcohol from the night before, or even medication, can all affect how fit we are to ride with colleagues. We owe it to each other to remain safe.

Have fun on your bike as this long summer continues.

BTW – I hear rumours that manufacturers are announcing their 2019 bikes soon – something to look forward to.

Their Welsh Weekend – Another Kind of Lesson

Most of us love a bit of Facebook scrolling and Brian is no exception so, when he said he’d found an ex-copper on there who was offering advanced riding courses in Wales, we both thought we’d investigate further. Advanced riding in Wales – a no-brainer really.

Wynne is an experienced Police Advanced Motorcyclist and Car instructor and also a RoSPA Advanced Driving and Riding Examiner. He answered all our questions promptly and we were soon booked for a three-day course, which I hoped might be of use to us in between the Observers’ Aardvarks. Wynne kept in contact with us on the lead up to our course to make sure everything was going according to plan and it soon became apparent that we were dealing with a very jolly guy.

Naturally, as we were due to set off, the weather changed so we started our journey in the rain – something that we hadn’t ridden in for two months. We took a short route on motorways until we reached the Severn Bridge then set the satnav on twisties for the rest of the ride and towards some nicer weather.

Our accommodation at Caerdelyn B&B, Llandysul was perfect apart from a very stony driveway (which they have promised to sort out for our return). The owners, who are bikers themselves, only started their business a couple of weeks before our arrival so everything was brand new and nothing was too much trouble, including digging me a trench through the 3 inches of gravel so I could park my bike on hardstanding. Brian’s GSA just rolled easily over the top. The accommodation is exceptionally comfy and we would highly recommend it and will be returning.

Breakfast is continental-style – a selection of cereals, fruit, milk and some pastries on a tray, which is restocked daily and is handy if you want to go out early. They also have a microwave and fridge in the apartment, so it’s easy to heat or cook stuff of an evening if you don’t fancy going out.

Day 1. After speaking to Wynne to discuss the plan for Friday we had a good night’s sleep in preparation for the fun to commence. Friday morning arrived and, whilst the paperwork was being done and Wynne asked our bike history, the rain came down heavily. By the time we were on our bikes though the sun was on its way out. I was first to lead, then we would swap after our first briefing in a lovely little café. We arrived there to the words of, “Are you taking the mickey out of me?” Wynne thought we had been sent as stoodges to check him out as whatever he threw at us in the wet wasn’t having any effect on our riding standard.

Off we went again through the glorious Welsh countryside enjoying the roads of Pembrokeshire, an area that we haven’t visited before and not a nadgery road in sight. Wynne gave us feedback throughout the day with plenty of stops for refreshments and plenty of banter. Oh boy, did you need them. The riding was intense with precision being the order of the day. The roads were those that we would normally ride; wide, technical, sweeping bends and beautiful scenery. End of day one we finished a full day’s riding feeling exhilarated and exhausted with all the concentration.

Day two. After little sleep due to the deluge of rain that hit the area, we had to put our day’s riding back an hour to allow the weather to change and for Brian to empty his topbox of 6 inches of water that had driven into it during the night. Then we were back on the open road again, this time heading for Snowdon. Brian, being the sponge that he is, absorbed the hints and tips quickly. It was fantastic to watch him progress. I struggled but we all had another fantastic day’s riding and our observation skills had hit another level.

Day three. I was exhausted beyond belief but again off we headed, this time with good weather onto even more roads that we had never before ridden, heading towards the Brecons.

Over the entire weekend we rode a couple of roads that I knew but the rest we would love to do over and over again. The levels of observation, forward-planning and skill was well above what we’ve ever experienced. Wynne’s expertise was second to none – as was his cheek and each day flowed with loads of stories and laughter.

Would we do it again? Hell yes! If you like the sound of it get in contact with him, he will tailor the trip to your needs and level of riding but, be warned, if you say you can ride all day long then that really does mean ALL DAY. We certainly knew that we had done 3 days of high intensity riding. It took me a week to get over the exhaustion, but we still have the enormous adrenalin-junky grins on our faces.

Coral Lambert and Bryan Hare
First published in Slipstream September 2018
Caerdelyn B&B
LLandysul, Camarthenshire.
caerelynholidays@gmail.com
01559418371

Wynne John
A Thrills & Skills Experience
www.wynnejohn.com

My Welsh Weekend – Lessons to be Learnt

I’d been looking forward to my Welsh trip (led by Dave Parsons) since I’d booked it and, as with most bike tours and trips, we were counting down the days to the event. There were 16 names down but a few were making their own way up, so 12 of us met at McDonalds Calcot, Reading at 9am. We were all excited, fed and hydrated and so, with all present, we decided to leave earlier than scheduled.

We were on our merry way. Dave Parsons took the lead with Simon Wheatley as back marker. Most of us had the routes on our satnavs which Dave had shared through MyRoute-App. This was great, meaning that in case of separation most of us had some idea of where we were going. It was a leisurely ‘B’ paced ride with a few overtakes within the group. Vance Williamson had picked up a brand new Honda with around 20 miles on the clock; the tyres were lovely and shiny and he was running it in.

The weather was great. It was warm and sunny, just what you want for a Welsh trip – none of that wet stuff. We had regular stops as it was getting warmer and warmer and, after covering around 165 miles, made it to Wales incident free then checked in at the Metropole Hotel. We dumped our gear in our rooms and then most of us headed back down for an evening ride of around 70 miles. A few stayed behind.

We left the Metropole at around 5.30pm and within a few minutes were in the twisty roads of the countryside full of nationals, sheep and beautiful scenery. However, within about 10 minutes of riding things weren’t going to be quite so rosy and pleasurable for me.

I made an overtake within the group on one of the straights passing two of the riders. I was in my element. I’ve ridden in Wales many times before and had no reason to be concerned of anything going wrong. By now I was a good 10-15 seconds ahead of anyone behind me. I approached a sweeping left-hand bend. I didn’t feel that I was going too fast, there was no panic braking, I was comfortable. I was following the arc of the bend when I suddenly found myself on the opposite side of the road mid-bend. The fear that tore through my body knowing I could potentially be struck by an oncoming vehicle was indescribable. In a split second I switched that fear into ‘FIX IT, you fool’. I pushed hard on the left bar and put the power on. The bike started to come back but sadly that simply wasn’t going to be enough on this occasion. There was such an adverse camber in the road and the bike was cranked right over. You can only expect so much from a front tyre. The tyre let go, and I low-sided.

I went down on my left shoulder and slid across the road to the opposite verge. The bike slid behind me, also heading for the verge. I almost came to a stop, but as I went to stand to leave the road I was suddenly struck hard in the back by my own bike. The impact was so severe that it flipped me from facing forward to facing backwards and upside down. The bike came to a rest 2 metres or so away from me facing the opposite way that it had gone down and now laying on its right side, having initially gone down on its left. The bike struck my left side, breaking most of my left ribs in multiple places. The impact also broke my shoulder blade in two places, punctured my left lung and caused a couple of breaks in my right thumb. I was so badly winded that I was gasping for air and in a panic.

The road itself had such an adverse camber that 3 riders rode by without seeing me. A fourth caught a glimpse of something red (my bike, not blood) in the bushes and slowed down, looking back to see me in the road. Eventually the other riders headed back to the scene. I was gasping for air. As most of you who ride with me know, I always wear a neck tube up to my nose, this was restricting my airways (mouth and nose) and with a broken shoulder on one side and a broken thumb on the other I couldn’t pull the tube down. It was also trapped in my lid strap. I was frantically trying to pull this down when help came. I was able to breathe but now the lid was not helping. Nobody was willing to take the lid off, so I asked it to be unstrapped and then forced it off with my forearm. To me, air was now more important than neck injury, besides I knew where the impact had been and was pretty sure I had no neck problems.

I lay there for a bit gasping – it felt like around 3-5 minutes – then I was surrounded by voices. I was blessed to have had 4 passers-by stop who were medics. There were 2 anaesthetists, 1 military medic and a trainee doctor. The military medic took charge. He did some quick checks and could see that things weren’t looking too great for me with my ribs and shoulder broken. It was a warm evening and now I was sweltering in my gear. The trainee doctor had a medi kit with him and asked if I wanted him to cut me out of my gear. I replied that I didn’t really want to cut it off but he pointed out that regardless it would be cut off before I got to the hospital. Some of our guys said that the gear had done its job and was totalled. I couldn’t handle the heat anymore so accepted the offer. The trousers and jacket came off. It was such a relief and the mild breeze helped calm me down as my focus was diverted to relaxing and waiting for the ambulance. Lying there I could see the shock and the concern on the faces of my fellow riders.

The police, firefighters and ambulance finally arrived but time became surreal and I lost concept of it. It felt like the ambulance arrived in about 10 minutes which I thought was really quick. I was told later it was 30-40 minutes before its arrival. Calling for the ambulance had proved a bit of an issue. Mobile reception was limited and a few had to walk up the hill to get reception. Knowing the name of the road was another problem but thankfully locals had stopped and supplied the information. When the paramedics arrived they took control of the scene and gave me some morphine to ease the pain. Although my gear had been cut off this apparently wasn’t enough, they kept going with clothing removal. My t-shirt and underwear were cut off with firefighters holding up a screen to shield my dignity. I did get to hospital with my socks on though!

Whilst I was being attended to on the side of the road, a sudden commotion broke out behind me. I looked back and saw that Dave Parsons and a few others had jumped onto a police car stopping it heading down the hill with its handbrake off. It wouldn’t have hit me directly but it could have caught my arm, one of the paramedics and then my ride, the ambulance.

I had to be helped onto the stretcher which comes in 2 halves which was a very painful procedure. I was rolled onto the damaged side, then lifted by that side, which hurt like hell. But that wasn’t over, the board had to be clipped together. My gear got trapped between the board, they had to fight with that – it hurt like hell – then the board was stuck to my sticky body – it hurt like hell.

“More morphine, sir?”

“Oh yes please!”

I was very dehydrated but was told I couldn’t have any water until I got to the hospital. Upon arrival it was like a scene from a TV show – medics everywhere. I was sent for a CT scan – they confirmed, “You’re pretty banged up” and I spent over a week in Nevill Hall Hospital in Abergavenny. Although I was the only one involved in this accident it affected a lot of people: myself, the guys in the group ride, the locals and passers-by, the police, fire and ambulance service, the hospital staff and my family and friends.

So what happened? I feel that I’m an accomplished and capable rider, so what led to this mistake? So I need to backtrack to before the event. I own and run a busy and successful garage and I get extremely busy at work and on average work between 10-12 hours per day. I work on my house over the weekends and some evenings which doesn’t leave a lot of time to rest. The night before I had been working on my bike getting it ready for the trip and that day had worked 13.5 hours. I got home late, bed late, up early, out early. It had been a long and hot day’s ride to Wales. Then we ventured out for an evening ride. The excitement kept me going and I think that having ridden in Wales many times before made me overconfident.

Speed was the primary factor. This gave me no time to react or correct, I had no limit point of vision to work with. Add to that the cocktail of fatigue due to overworking and riding all day in the heat and being dehydrated. When coaching on track days I encourage people to drink, drink, drink, and I had a full bottle of water in my tank bag untouched. There was no one thing that caused this rather a mixture of things. Always self-assess.

How’s my bike? People have asked about the bike. It’s in better condition than me. Apart from a few scrapes and marks, I didn’t break any levers, mirrors, pegs or gear and foot brake levers. The bike is still rideable and in one piece.

Mel Hakhnazarian

First published in Slipstream September 2018

A Grand Day Out

You don’t see many wheelchairs at TVAM. “Thank goodness,” I hear you say. However, there was a very visible one at the August TVAM meeting, and I was sitting in it. So how had this sad state of affairs come about? The August meeting was my last as leader of the Meet and Greet Team. I was determined to be there to “sign off,” as it were. I was also looking forward to the Sausage Fest and the Slow Riding Competition in the afternoon. So what was stopping me? Sciatica, that’s what. This has been a growing problem for me for some time and has now reached the point where walking and standing can be uncomfortably painful and I could envisage a fair bit of both on that Sunday. A wheelchair seemed a possible solution but where could I get one at short notice? “Google” suggested The Red Cross. They have a place in Yateley which holds a stock of wheelchairs and other equipment available to borrow in return for a donation. They are only open on weekdays between 10.30 and 12.00 and this was Friday at 10.30. However they did have wheelchairs in stock so off I went. The lady volunteer on duty gave me a rundown on how it all worked. Paperwork completed and donation duly made I had the solution to getting around on Sunday.

Come Sunday morning, my son Andrew (Andy to all but his Mum and Dad!) and pillion granddaughter Sarah, a frequent helper on the Meet & Greet desk, arrived to swap his Triumph RS for my Honda NC700S which he was going to ride in the afternoon’s competition. They followed me to St. Crispin’s, got the wheelchair out and pushed me to the busy Meet and Greet desk, where I welcomed my last two newcomers before one of the M&G Team suddenly whisked me off to the hall and pushed me on to the stage. So there I was, somewhat embarrassed, in a wheelchair, the centre of attention for a few minutes as kind words were spoken and a card, with lots of lovely messages and some leisure vouchers inside was presented. The rest of the morning passed quickly and it was time to head across the school grounds to the Sausage Fest and Slow Riding Competition area. By this time daughter-in-Law Karen and Sarah’s sister Amy had arrived so I had plenty of willing helpers to push me along. Sausages were duly chosen and consumed, and very nice they were too, as we waited for the main event. I had a surprisingly comfortable seat in the wheelchair and a good view.

The slow riding was a lot of fun. A good course had been set out requiring riders to make some some fairly tight left and right turns, including two figure-of-eights, as they went along, all to be ridden as slowly as possible. There were penalties for putting feet down and for touching the course markers, with the spectators encouraged to boo or hiss depending on the penalty incurred. I was impressed by the expertise demonstrated by many of the competitors, particularly those riding huge bikes such as the BMW GS. I also admired the competitors riding sports bikes, with their restricted steering locks making life difficult. And what about the enormously long Harley? Well done for having a go on that! Andrew’s effort looked pretty good, considering he had never ridden the bike before. And then someone said, “How about riding the course with a pillion?” Sarah wasn’t too sure at first but between us we persuaded her to have a go. Andrew’s run, with Sarah on the back was, I believe, quite a bit slower than his first run had been. He was pretty pleased with both. With no results available on the day it was all over. Once again TVAM volunteers had come up with a good event enjoyed by competitors and spectators alike. We had all enjoyed a really grand day out.

John Collins

First published in Slipstream September 2018

Are You Fit to Ride?

When do motorcycle riders have to take an MOT? Well, never. Unless you reach a certain age or have a declared medical condition you probably have never had someone check out your suitability to go riding. Providing your license permits it you can merrily throw a leg over a 190bhp bike with performance most supercars can only dream of, and ride off into the sunrise.

But are you safe? Who’s responsible for checking you out? After all, we know who’s responsible for checking the bike is safe – POWDDERSS is driven home by all our Observers, so your bike should have brakes that work, tyres that are legal, a chain that is well adjusted and lights that work. The only check you might have had done by an Observer on yourself was the eyesight test. Can you read a number plate at 20 metres? We don’t even ask whether you can see two of them, just the letters and numbers and the order they come in.

Dive to the back of Motorcycle RoadCraft though, and there is a comprehensive checklist for us, the riders. I AM SAFE covers it all but how many of us pat ourselves down before firing up the motor, especially if it was a long night and you’re riding with friends?

Ask yourself these questions:

I - IllnessDo I have an illness or symptoms that might affect my ability to ride?
A -AttitudeHow do I feel about this journey? Am I fully focussed on the riding? Are there human factors, distractions, that I need to take into account?
M - MedicationAm I taking any medication that might affect my riding? Hay fever tablets etc.
S - SleepWas last night a long one? Am I suffering from fatigue or lack of sleep?
A - AlcoholDid I drink a lot last night? Am I still affected by alcohol?
F - FoodAm I hungry or thirsty? Could low blood sugar or dehydration affect my judgement?
E - EmotionAm I angry, depressed or stressed? Could this lead me to take risks?

There are many versions of these self checklists. Use the one that works for you, but importantly act on the information you gain. If you are a bit hung-over and

tired after a long ride yesterday, face up to it and make the right decision. No-one will mind if you opt to sit out a morning’s ride to have a late breakfast, if it means everyone is safe. You can always join a ride later in the day.

Better still of course is to think ahead and plan, just like when on the bike. Pack yourself off to bed early the night before so you‘re bright-eyed and bushy-tailed the next morning.

Riders Ride (September 2018)

Each month we’re going to feature a TVAM member and their bike, talk about why they chose that model, what they use it for, as well as what they like and dislike about it.

Get in touch at pressofficer@slipstream.org

This month we have Cliff Lester and his box-fresh FireBlade:

Welcome, Cliff! What exactly are we looking at here today?

This is my newish Honda Fireblade, specifically the SP1 model.

And how long has this been gracing your garage?

A couple of months.

Did this replace another bike, or is it an addition to the garage?

It’s a replacement for my previous bike, a BMW S1000RR. I’d only had it for two years, but I really fancied the new ‘Blade.

Sportsbike enthusiasts are spoilt for choice at the moment – what else did you look at when shopping?

I considered the Yamaha R1M, as well as the new Ducati Panigale V4S and Aprilia RSV4 Factory.

Honda beat out some very trick hardware then! No interest in the new Suzuki GSXR-1000, Kawasaki ZX-10R, or perhaps another BMW?

Not really; I’ve experienced the BMW already, and owned three ZX10’s in the past! Plus I’m not really a lover of the GSXR…

Anything in particular you were evaluating the bikes on when you were conducting your test-rides?

Rideabilty, as well as quality of the suspension and brakes. Also ease of electronics – the BMW has the tech, but it’s not always easy to use.

Which dealer did you purchase your new Fireblade from? Would you recommend them to other TVAM members?

Fowlers of Bristol. As for recommending them, I would, and I wouldn’t. I had good service when buying the bike but paid for both a tail tidy and radiator guard to be fitted as part of the deal. When I came to collect it they’d fitted the tail tidy but said they didn’t have time for the radiator guard! I wasn’t very impressed.

That is rather disappointing. Have you made any further modifications or installed any accessories since then?

I’ve fitted a World SuperBike Akrapovic slip-on exhaust, as well as a double-bubble screen, but that’s it for now.

What sort of riding do you do/plan on doing with this bike?

There’s a group of us that go on regular A road runs, so more of that for sure. We’ve also been on our annual Le Mans MotoGP trip together; I found the ‘Blade to be amazing on the twisty French roads. I’ve also enjoyed a few track days and A runs with TVAM group – it’s perfect for all that stuff.

Has purchasing this bike changed the sort of riding you do, or how you ride?

No, I’ve always had sports bikes, so I’ve always ridden like this. The Honda has improved my cornering confidence slightly, as this bike is so easy to ride – it feels like it’s on rails!

Is there anything you miss from your S1000RR?

The heated grips and cruise control – they should really be standard at this price. But other than that I do feel that it’s a better bike.

Can you elaborate on that? What about the Honda makes it so special?

The ease of the ride, up & down quick-shifter is so smooth and never misses a beat. The dashboard is beautifully done – so easy to read and adjusting any of your setups is a piece of cake. The Öhlins suspension is incredible (as usual) and the brakes are fantastic. It’s an all-round amazing bike.

What’s the one thing about your bike you would change if you could?

I’ve changed the things that needed changing – the usual things I always do on a bike. But nothing else, it looks lovely and goes well.

Any problems or technical issues with all that electronic wizardry?

Well I’ve only put 1,500 miles on it so far and everything is good for the moment. No problems at all!

So it sounds like you’re pretty pleased with your purchase?

Extremely pleased. It’s the first Fireblade I’ve ever owned and I love it.

Nick Tasker was talking to Cliff Lester in June this year.

First published in Slipstream September 2018